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Roberto

He’s a guy named Roberto , he thinks he has a big dick and he has a fuckable face! He likes tacos and eats them everyday ! And he likes being called papi , and he’s Mexican and his grammar is really bad and needs to stop ditching class and thinking he’s cool
Roberto is my Bestfriend
by Owzles February 3, 2018
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Robertson

A pedo that cruises the streets pissing on children he owns three vans 1=pissing on children,2=a children centipede and 3=rape he also pretends to work at schools looking for children to mallest with his pubic hair trying to give everyone a Yorkshire tea bag with his large hairy penis.
"Hey Mr Robertson how's your day been ''
Mr Robertson: A fucking brilliant I just raped your sister and gave your mum a blow job.
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Roberto

Someone you don't want to be friends with, has no sympathy, is a bully, and really mean, only looks out for himself, he's also low key gay, he's not funny either
Person 1-you know who Roberto is

Person 2-oh yea that guy everyone hates
by 11.27.pm February 23, 2018
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Roberth

Brown eyes and a beautiful smile. Just perfect.
Person: Who's that hot boy over there?

Me: My future boyfriend, Roberth.
by AR2003 March 2, 2018
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Roberto the pigeon

A stupid ratty old pigeon who looks nasty on camera
Person who isn’t Eva: ROBERTOOOOO SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!

Have you seen Roberto the pigeon today?
by Robbie the pigeon October 11, 2018
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Roberto

He’s the best person ever, I literally love him so much he deserves the whole world.
Roberto is the best person
I’ve ever met<3
by Robertswife August 30, 2022
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Roberto Carlos

A Brazilian football player who was a great player during the 1990's-2000's and can do the most impossible shit nobody's ever seen. Such as his free kick vs France, or his angled shot when he played for Real Madrid.
Roberto Carlos GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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