rivers academy

A shitty school in west london full of drug dealers that tend to also hang out with wannabe road men, people tend to ask “how the fuck can the school toilets be so vile, it’s like the sewage system in there“. Well obviously The head teacher always has a excuse to everything, For example why are there dead body’s lying around the school and why the school has a meth kitchen in the back

The word rivers academy or more commonly know as the worst school the London borough of Hounslow is used in a sentence like “You go rivers academy”? “Yeah”, “cool give me some cash and Ile sort you out with some guns so you can shoot up Rivers Academy”

by Better pablo Escobar May 29, 2020

River Roach

Female known for jumping from boat to boat consuming whatever alcohol she can get ahold of. Also is passed around the group like a joint. Seen wearing cut off shorts straw hat and has the smell of alcohol and semen on her breath.

That girl is nothing but a river roach.

by RustyHooker August 1, 2020

butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012

river sex

when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.

dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night

by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021

red river

A girl at "that" time of the month.

When the red river flows, take the muddy path.

by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

Hood River

Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.

I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!

by Poemrider December 24, 2010

river rafting

refers to any sexual act taking place on an inflatable mattress

Hey dude, last weekend I went river rafting with a chick at Justin's apartment. FY

by Justin Brown June 28, 2007