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river sex

when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.
dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night
by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021
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Nurse Rivers

The favorite nickname of the effeminate coach of the Boston Celtics who isn't above cheating and bending the rules to win games as the 2008 NBA Finals proved.
Adam mocks Nurse Rivers and his team's losing record after the Lakers win the 2009 NBA Finals.
by Nurse Rivers February 6, 2009
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butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river
Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.
by baustin52 November 8, 2012
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mud river

When you pee in her ass whilst she shits on your dick
Got drunk last night and floated down the mud river with your mom
by Mudslides May 8, 2018
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red river

When the red river flows, take the muddy path.
by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004
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Hood River

Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.
I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!
by Poemrider December 24, 2010
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river rafting

refers to any sexual act taking place on an inflatable mattress
Hey dude, last weekend I went river rafting with a chick at Justin's apartment. FY
by Justin Brown June 28, 2007
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