river sex

when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.

dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night

by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021

Nurse Rivers

The favorite nickname of the effeminate coach of the Boston Celtics who isn't above cheating and bending the rules to win games as the 2008 NBA Finals proved.

Adam mocks Nurse Rivers and his team's losing record after the Lakers win the 2009 NBA Finals.

by Nurse Rivers February 6, 2009

mud river

When you pee in her ass whilst she shits on your dick

Got drunk last night and floated down the mud river with your mom

by Mudslides May 8, 2018

rivers academy

A shitty school in west london full of drug dealers that tend to also hang out with wannabe road men, people tend to ask “how the fuck can the school toilets be so vile, it’s like the sewage system in there“. Well obviously The head teacher always has a excuse to everything, For example why are there dead body’s lying around the school and why the school has a meth kitchen in the back

The word rivers academy or more commonly know as the worst school the London borough of Hounslow is used in a sentence like “You go rivers academy”? “Yeah”, “cool give me some cash and Ile sort you out with some guns so you can shoot up Rivers Academy”

by Better pablo Escobar May 29, 2020

red river

A girl at "that" time of the month.

When the red river flows, take the muddy path.

by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

Hood River

Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.

I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!

by Poemrider December 24, 2010

river rafting

refers to any sexual act taking place on an inflatable mattress

Hey dude, last weekend I went river rafting with a chick at Justin's apartment. FY

by Justin Brown June 28, 2007