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tight ride

noun:

A girl you really want to fuck or have already fucked and are commenting on. This usually orientates itself around the condition of her booty but can also reference the relative tightness of her cooch as well. In rare cases the phrase can refer to her rack along with her booty and cooch as a statement on the entire package in bed.

Alternative definition: Noun: A really small car.
I would bang the shit out of that girl. She's a really tight ride.

Yesterday I fucked this girl and she was such a tight ride I almost couldn't get it in.
by Von Wigglesworth November 18, 2007
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Helicopter Ride

The act of waking a woman up by violentely swinging your penis in her face in a counter-clockwise/clickwise circular motion, while screaming in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
After John gave Susan a Helicopter Ride he made her a portuguese breakfast and then she was off to work.
by G stein April 11, 2008
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Ride 67

Unlike position 69, only one person recieves sexual oral pleasure.
I am tired today, lets just ride 67
by thewordplayer November 28, 2010
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L ride

" yo lets go on an L ride"
by Kelly Shields April 3, 2003
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moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy June 23, 2003
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Ridden like a Shetland Pony

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008
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Ride the typhoon

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.
Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!
by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010
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