Stiff Richard

Short for a hard cock. A stiffy. A hard on. A boner. A stiff Dick.

Let's hit the bar tonight braaaahh. Sorry dude. I'm handing out at home. Rachel wants to visit with stiff Richard and imma hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

venmo rich

when you have a lot of money in your venmo account

After everyone paid their frat dues last night, I became venmo rich.

by Glutenkilla March 29, 2017

spoiled rich kid

Those douchebags at school whose parents buy them everything their little cold hearts desire. They get all the finer things in life.

"Hey, did you see the Cadillac Tom's parents got him?"

"Yeah. That guy is so spoiled. My parents make me work for what I have. He is such a spoiled rich kid."

by bluntandoffensive November 5, 2013

Richard Dean Anderson

Currently employed as an actor for the fairly high-quality Scifi series Stargate SG-1, he was formerly a crafty detective in the 80's hit show McGuyver.

"I'll use this copper wire, FM radio, and that cactus to triangulate the position of the enemies, then disarm the nuclear missile with that stapler, car battery, and quarter."

by Adam The Mighty January 11, 2004

Richard Laymon

Richard Laymon, Bram Stoker Award winning American author, (1947-2001)

"If you've missed Laymon, you've missed a treat." --Stephen King

Richard Laymon wrote disturbing, slightly sick and perhaps a bit perverted horror stories. He always took his stories a bit darker and further than Stephen King. He was never afraid of going for the gross-out.
Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Bentley Little were all Laymon fans.
Due to trouble with editors (censorship) in the U.S.A., his work is better known in Europe, Australia and the rest of the world, where his work is published in 15 languages.
Luckily for his American fans, many of Laymon's books are being restored to their original uncut form.

"No one writes like Laymon, and you're going to have a good time with anything he writes." --Dean Koontz

"One of horror's rarest talents" -- Publishers Weekly

An International Bestselling Author, Richard Laymon writes awesome horror stories such as "Beast House", "Darkness, Tell Us," and "The Traveling Vampire Show" and "the Woods are Dark."

by Charles_U_Farley October 2, 2010

Crispy Richard

A Crispy Richard is when a fried chicken leg is stuck up someone's butt-hole and when it is pulled out, the meat is gone and only the bone comes out.

Ben got a bucket of fried chicken and gave his girlfriend a Crispy Richard in his hatchback Accord last night.

by dance-milk January 11, 2009

Mr Richards

An extremely obese maths teacher with the world largest fat hairy nippons that uncontrollably produce excessive amounts of full fat milk in order to release stress in the upper section of the man-boob and also this milk would somehow defy gravity and tend to splash against his top lip and create a small ripple for all of the class to look at and laugh. He also has an inhuman addiction to using the term 'top set year 10' constantly which in Chinese translates to 'fat over-weight left bollock that sits in a beat-up chair with several board pens inserted into his arse hole in one go while he also sits there pouring a cold pot-noodle into his fat soggy mangina that further leaks of yogurt juice'. Hes also fat...

Mr Richards:Have all of you fags got your equipment?
Student:No you fucking cuntbag ive lost my ruler.
Mr Richards:What a fucking shame you fat cunt, 'your top set year 10'
Student:Fuck

by mrmystery69 August 29, 2016