Rhino Baby

Derogatory slang for an excessively obese woman.

Dude, check out that rhino baby.

by Zap Rowsdower September 26, 2007

rhino dick

An uncircumcised Penis that's so big it look like a rhino

My man got a rhino dick
Ew it's a rhino dick

by Therachetassqueen November 3, 2015

Slow Rhino

When you see a group of women out and about, there is always one in the very back, usually crying, on a cell phone, falling out of her clothes, carrying her heels and just being a general mess. This is from the movie Jumaji where they come to an intercetion and see a stampede, followed by the "slow rhino" at the very end, huffing and puffing to try and keep up. Also known as the "Last Rhino". Very common in any college town.

Dude i just got back from the bar, slow rhinos as far as the eye can see.

by JCDC April 25, 2010

Rhino Hunting

While going out in the search for women someone plans on pursuing the fatties wherever they go. Most Rhino Hunts are started by the mass consumption of alcohol.

guy1: Did you see cameron last night?

guy2: Haha ya he was all over that wildebeast

guy1: Everytime he drinks he ends up Rhino Hunting, good for him

by AJmin January 25, 2011

boss rhino

bitchin, awesome, totally fantastic in each and every way possible

1. On a scale of 1 to boss rhino how cool is this band???

2. That is boss rhino!!!!!

by e&c schweezy April 11, 2011

rhino rape

the act of taking one's knee and ramming it into someone else's butt while screaming "RHINO RAPE".

victim: man i was just talking to my girlfriend at that party the other day when that guy gave me the hardest rhino rape of my life.
friend: haha sucks to be you

by clarwinkia June 12, 2009

rhino-serious

To be beyond serious.

I was soo serious about how fat he was. I was rhino-serious

by BallzMahonez August 24, 2007