Reubenitis

Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.

Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.

Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.

Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.

He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.

by The Reuben December 31, 2018

Sticky Reuben

A vagina with large labias and a sticky touch that resembles a Reuben (or smoked meat) sandwich. Common phrase amongst French-Canadians.

Man, that chick has a sticky Reuben, hold the mustard!

by Dr. Strangepenis March 30, 2010

Acres Caelestes Reunited

A group of people who are total assholes and prevail above everyone else. They stomp over the weak and ignore cries of mercy. Thousands of people envy and wish to be like them.
They value loyalty over everything else.

Acres Caelestes is Latin for "Strong Gods"

Look at that mob of bloodthirsty people.. They're like Acres Caelestes Reunited...

Wow they're so strong! Just like Ac-R!

by xxxxxxcreation August 7, 2011

Reuben

A marijuana cigarette, doobie, joint

Mate, good to see you, come in. I was just about to wrap up a reuben.

by uk_stu May 13, 2005

Reuben

Plays the best hand made up dubstep

i wanna play music just like reuben

by 23 jump street June 9, 2014

repubigot

A white male who has a bias against nonwhites and nonmales. Most of them are republicans (hence the name), and they tend to be southern and/or rednecks.

A national poll found that 86% agree that George W. Bush is the country's most wella repubigot.

by Anonymous February 21, 2004

Family Reunion

When you get together with family members. A reminder as to why you moved away in the first place.

Also known as "Southern Speed Dating".

Friend: "Man, I don't want to go to my family reunion."
Me: "Why not?"
Friend: "My uncle... He has a problem with touching...."

by Mr. Plaid January 16, 2009