Detention Whore

Someone who misbehaves in class just so they can get a little individual attention after school, perhaps because they have a crush on a particular teacher, or maybe for other reasons.

You: "There goes Joe again. That's the third time this week that Miss Doubledee has made him stay after school."
Me: "Yeah, he's such a detention whore!"

by DoomShadow September 18, 2010

Rejection

The act of being turned down by a girl.

Guy: Did she say she'd go out with you?
Dude: No
Guy: Man, you just got REJECTED!
Dude: Yeah, Rejection sucks

by CrazeWay February 7, 2018

ultimate rejection

Ultimate Rejection is a condition that happens when you're jerking off and your hand falls asleep.

If you really need an example of this term in a sentence, then you have bigger problems than ultimate rejection.

by dbehsman1 March 19, 2010

Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.

Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.

by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011

Gym Detention

You recieve these when you do your gym homework with sarcastic answers. Or by beating the teacher in ping pong.

Guy 1: Dude I got Gym detention today!
Guy 2: What'd you do?
Guy 1:I but Jim douglass as an answer for how to govern a serve. And then drew boobs.

by Blackflame619 March 25, 2009

Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.

It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.

by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008

detention seeker

Literally someone who seeks detentions - they, poor sexually-deprived kiddies, do 'bad' stuff in class as to obtain attention, and in turn get a detention.
They often think this makes them rebellious or hard.

Andrew called the teacher Fluffy again. He's such a detention seeker.

by Marc Rohde August 23, 2006