Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 31, 2008

orville redenbacher

cockney rhyming slang for 'Shocker'

Sometimes abbreviated to orville.

That guy just got blown out by three chicks in a row. He's having an absolute orville.

Two in the pink, one in the stink, gave her a cheeky orville redenbacher.

by jazzyfizzle98 November 19, 2010

Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)

Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!

by Adam February 2, 2005

Redenbacher

A 35+ year old man who goes for the younger ladies. Usually goes to clubs and other places where younger women hang out so that he can try to get with them.

Wow Stacy, that redenbacher I was with last night was great and showed me a lot of new things to do while having intercourse.

by 345674523 August 17, 2008

Redenbacher

When an older man dates a younger woman. The male equivalent of a cougar.

Woody Allen is a Redenbacher.

by Lactam August 14, 2008

Redenbacher

Cutting a hole in the bottom of a movie tub of popcorn and placing male genitals inside in hopes your date will reach in.

"Getting a Redenbacher"

by BigRay541 December 27, 2011

app-rehension

(noun) -- A feeling that the software will lead to a disastrous loss of privacy down the road.

"The more I think about all these apps going around, the more I am filled with app-rehension."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan on January 15, 2013

by PRwiz101 January 27, 2013