Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008

Fuck Receptor

The fishy orafice found between the legs of slag.

Yeahh, whack that spam javelin into my swelling fuck receptor.

by Peezno April 17, 2004

Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009

word receptacle

n. The person that is on the receiving side of a one way conversation.

I couldn't get a word in edgewise. She kept talking to me about her shoes, purse, and how her best friend just got dumped. I am a word receptacle.

by archlich November 6, 2009

Recession Depression

General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.

I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.

by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008

Show me the receipts

Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!

Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"

by JrsProperty17 May 31, 2012

Somaya Reece

1.A Beautiful Latina/Hispanic woman Who is very successful and or is independent.

2.A latina woman who accomplishes her goals!

Wow she a Somaya Reece She badd!

by MahsiahAmanii May 4, 2010