releford

An abstract artist and musician from Los Angeles, California

Releford makes trance music for robots.

by Urbanbakked April 8, 2021

Relevant

When something is just so right that only one word can explain it. Only one word is relevant enough to highlight the relevance of the situation.

Billy: Hey pass me that ruler why don't you?
Ruth: Why should I do that? Are you going to measure that water tower?
Billy: That's totally unrelevant!
Ruth: It's pronounced irrelevant.
Billy: That's so relevant of you.

by Slicksville April 14, 2009

release the cracken

(referring to the monster in Clash of the Titans) used when a boy, misbehaving sexually, pulls out his hard penis.

she's so hot, i want to Release the Cracken.

by uncle j January 15, 2008

Theory of Relevance

The theory explaining why something that we know nothing about suddeny appears everywhere in our lives once we are made aware of its presence in the world. The theory states that it has always been there, however once we make a personal connection with it, we realize it in everyday use.

This summer I visited Tahiti and ever since I returned the French Polynesian Islands have been all over the news.

by Johann the Olive April 15, 2005

breast relief

A sex act in which a man puts his stiff cock into the cleavage between a woman's tits until he cums. The same as tit-fuck until completion. The man can straddle the woman's chest or he can lay on his back while the woman bends forward. Either of them can then use their hands to press her breasts together, and his cock is rubbed between her breasts just like fucking. When he cums, she will receive the sperm between her tits or on her chin and neck, pearl nacklace. If he has a big cock or she has very big tits, it can also be combined with cum-in-mouth cim.

Press your sexy tits together, darling. I want to have a breast relief.

by ole69 December 9, 2012

day release

when you get a day to go outside of prison or hospital to 'enjoy' the outside world

alan: i thought u were locked up
bob: no mate im on day release, fancy a beer

by josey jump February 28, 2008

Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006