Definition #1: Someone in your imediate family who distorts the trurth, withholds information, cons and out right lies to manipulate you and other family members in to getting whatever they want without actually having to accomplish anything.
Defintion #2: Someone in your inner circle of friends who distorts the trurth, withholds information, cons and out right lies to manipulate you and other friends in to believing in thier own personal Ryality.
Defintion #2: Someone in your inner circle of friends who distorts the trurth, withholds information, cons and out right lies to manipulate you and other friends in to believing in thier own personal Ryality.
I have 2 or 3 rylatives in my family.
by The Definition Don June 26, 2008
Get the Rylative mug.The theory states that the quality of the definition given is inversely proportional to the length of the definition.
Thus, the longer the definition, the crapper it is.
Thus, the longer the definition, the crapper it is.
Through the theory of general relativity, we can deduce that the top definition is not worth reading.
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Get the relatives mug.A relatie veer is the dutch word for: Relationship feather.
But VEER is also a name for a spring.
Definition 1: The ups and down in your relationship.
Definition 2: A special symbol you give to someone you love
But VEER is also a name for a spring.
Definition 1: The ups and down in your relationship.
Definition 2: A special symbol you give to someone you love
by M&m's 4 life September 4, 2011
Get the Relatieveer mug.The apparent difference in the rate of time perceived by someone taking a dump compared to the rest of the world. (For every minute you think you've been sitting on the toilet, 80-100 seconds have actually gone by.) The Turd Law rarely holds up to empirical measurement, and is therefore considered by the scientific community to be a big load of crap.
Boss: "If you weren't in there droppin' a deuce for so long you might be done your work by now."
Me: "I was in there for five minutes. Six tops."
Boss: "More like 15 or 20…"
Me: "Well I'll be damned. I just proved the Turd Law of Relativity."
Me: "I was in there for five minutes. Six tops."
Boss: "More like 15 or 20…"
Me: "Well I'll be damned. I just proved the Turd Law of Relativity."
by JohnnyApocalypse October 23, 2013
Get the Turd Law of Relativity mug.Boyfriend Theory of Relativity is a PUA term where the PUA once confronted with his Targets admission that she has a Boyfriend must determine through questioning in a friendly and non devaluing way to the Boyfriend the relativity of the Boyfriend in the targets relationship.
The idea is to determine if a healthy Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship exists. The idea is to ask open ended questions allowing the target to give information concerning the relationship. The PUA can then determine if the relationship is in poor condition and that he can convey higher value thus attracting the interest of the target, or if the relationship is healthy and unassailable he should then move on to a new target.
It is natural for a woman to be reluctant to move out of one relationship unless there is hope of another relationship close at hand, and so this theory is designed to determine the health of a Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship and work to displace the Boyfriend if the relationship is unhealthy.
The idea is to determine if a healthy Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship exists. The idea is to ask open ended questions allowing the target to give information concerning the relationship. The PUA can then determine if the relationship is in poor condition and that he can convey higher value thus attracting the interest of the target, or if the relationship is healthy and unassailable he should then move on to a new target.
It is natural for a woman to be reluctant to move out of one relationship unless there is hope of another relationship close at hand, and so this theory is designed to determine the health of a Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship and work to displace the Boyfriend if the relationship is unhealthy.
Jennifer is hoot but said she has a boyfriend....I am going to use the Boyfriend Theory of Relativity on her to see if she is ready to move on out of that relationship.
by Mayhem Burns January 1, 2012
Get the Boyfriend Theory of Relativity mug.The phenomenon in which extreme environmental factors (especially speed greater than the speed of light) change our perceptions of the same objective amount of time.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for two seconds and it seems like two hours. Sit with a beautiful girl for two hours and it seems like two minutes. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
by Joe Shizzle April 12, 2005
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