reddinger

1. Synonym for cat, see garfield. Commonly used to refer to a person if it is there last name

reddingay, reddingah, up the buttinger, gaybuttsexinger, etc

Good job reddinger

by Andrew December 15, 2004

Why am I reading this?

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics

Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?

by Eresh May 12, 2010

riedinger

a bunch of hard ass farming people that can hold aruguments like nothing else matters. Usually blond hair and blue/green eyed group that live in big families/goups of four or more people usually involving at least one dog. A Riedinger is Not someone you want to mess with in bar settings or lawn maintanece. A hott, fun, care free and willing type of person with a sweeet bodd, you know you have an awsome friend when they are a Riedinger

Deanna: so he says "who do you think you are?!" and the blond haired one said "im a Riedinger you fuck" and right hooks him!

Desiree: whuttt!?!

Deanna: yea i hear there are a few of em

by brillianterin June 27, 2009

Reiding

Using the Congress of the United States to silence free speach of private citizens. McCarthyism, fairness doctrine

The reiding of Rush Limbaugh, violates the first amendment.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) sent a letter to the chief executive of Clear Channel Communications, Mark Mays, calling on him to reid Rush Limbaugh’s remarks regarding phony soldiers.

The House of Representatives will be introducing a resolution condemning Rush Limbaugh for his "phony soldiers" remark.

by M. Arthur October 20, 2007

Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.

"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

by Brandaminator October 2, 2006

North Reading

Formerly 2/3 farm land in Northeastern Massachusetts. Dialing a phone back in the 70s only consisted of 5 numbers. Now you must dial an area code, exchange, number and press (1) for English. Was once able to ride down the main street on a bike wearing a blindfold while picking your nose. Now in the new millennium there is a Wendy's, Macdonald's and a Wal-Mart with gulls circling around the parking lots. Even though there is multi-million dollar homes you still need the Spanish-English dictionary if you want to buy a burger. Kids bring weapons to school in their parents BMWs or Mercedes and pop oxycontin like candy from a pez dispenser. All the original townies still think it is 1980 and they wear tight jeans and have mullets. All the new rich people are stuck up fucks that think their shit don't stink, and the cross-over people that cut their mullets off became stuck up cunts.

North Reading used to be a nice little town with quiet safe streets, but now it is just an over populated, forest ruining, money hungry Jones following city.

by Dink Weed February 21, 2008

Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.

"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"

by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008