When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.
Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
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"You ain't ready for this" is basically a way of saying that this is so good you might not be able to handle it.
"I could tell you what happened last night but I bet you ain't ready for this"
"You gotta hear these tunes, you ain't ready for these tunes"
"You gotta hear these tunes, you ain't ready for these tunes"
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When this phrase is used, you might as well forget about it. It's not coming this year.
if the owner of the game ever says this, its gonna take another 2 years to open up. maybe even until 2077 in case of CD projekt.
When this phrase is used, you might as well forget about it. It's not coming this year.
if the owner of the game ever says this, its gonna take another 2 years to open up. maybe even until 2077 in case of CD projekt.
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Get the Trucker Ready mug.A term used by a bunch of teenage incels that were too unathletic to compete in regular team activities such as soccer, basketball, or football and so they attempt to make up for their shortcomings and disappointment to their parents and peers by posting the caption "meet ready" on their story typically followed by random thirst trap type emojis. This very unappealing and unattractive behavior is most often exhibited by mediocre swimmers, cross country, as well as track and field "athletes" in a last-ditch effort to proclaim that they want people to care for them and their petty "sport" as they are extremely deprived of the regular attention actual athletes at their shitty watered down highschool receive. Although this term may come off as a joke or ironic, it is sadly not ironic and is the only way these so-called "sports" and their self-proclaimed athletes receive attention.
Typically while arriving at their venue to "compete" you will notice a team selfie on their snap story exclaiming "Hey look at me I'm an athlete and play sports too!" also known as the term "Meet Ready"
On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"
On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"
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