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The Ramen Noodle

When you are lieing on your stomach with your pants pulled down and your penis between your legs. While the girl lies behind you giving you a blowjob with a finger in your butt.
Originated in Waterloo Ontario from a student at Laurier University.
Yo last night my girl gave me the best Ramen Noodle.
Did you hear about Michael last night getting the Ramen Noodle.
by JLZ96 April 4, 2017
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Ramen Noodles

Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!
by You want a cookie? June 14, 2018
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Dago Ramen

What you make when:

1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.

Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.

The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
by Hellzapoppin' June 1, 2021
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Juicy ramen

1. A thick ass

2. Asian ass
3. Can slurp from it
3. Shordy's real thick
3. Bang worthy
Can I eat dat juicy ramen
by Yeurrrrr December 2, 2017
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ramen metros

college-educated but still lower income earning urbanites. ramen of course refers to Ramen noodles that people of this type are likely to still be buying.
This bar is all Ramen metros, mayn. Let's roll.
by Ashley8484 January 8, 2009
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Canadian Ramen

Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.
Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"
by chachmonkey November 29, 2015
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ramen guy

The ramen guy is one of the first beings so ever walk this earth. He arrived along side shaggy, shrek and the grate Chuck Norris. Ramen guy takes the form of a old asian man in his 50s, with the traditional ramen makers uniform and a bowl of ramen noodles in his left hand. The ramen guy is a gentle being who will for the price of 25 yen give you the bowl of ramen in his hand. Though he is very kind do not cross him or he will poke your eyes out with chop sticks faster then you can say ramen noodles!
person 1: Damn I wish I could met ramen guy, Im craving some ramen noodles right now.
person 2: Ya I'm so hungry!
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