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ramen-ra 

The one and only true god of the Ramen religion. Ramen-ra hears the cries of all the hungry souls on Earth, and through his grace, he feeds them all. May his noodley appendages touch your soul, and may his salty broth sustain you.

Ramen.
I'm gonna eat an entire packet of Ramen spice as a tribute to our lord Ramen-ra.

Ramen. 🙏
ramen-ra by _Envy_ June 9, 2018
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The Ramen Rater 

A website where instant noodles are reviewed. Very useful when going to the asian grocery and faced with a confusing wall of ramen[ noodles. www.theramenrater.com.
I was in Seattle at an asian grocery and couldn't read any of the noodle bags, so I hit up The Ramen Rater for some help.
The Ramen Rater by dogjuice February 24, 2012

Ramen Raymond 

Ramen Raymond an ugly ass motherfucker is racist
Ramen Raymond by Ray838gfd November 23, 2021

ramen aka raman 

Raman

Age: 18
Fav color: Sapphire blue
Zodiac sign: AQUARIUSE

Height: 179 cm
Dick size: idk yet
A very nice guy, sometimes i think he is gay but it's okay :'), he likes to dance and to go out w/ boys ( holy moly), i rlly like him still tho cause he cares abt ppl and he is very helping and kind <3 sometimes i wish we lived together but fuck it ( kurdistan yk). E chdi? Thank u for being there for me when i needed. Such a cool guy bxude ( te amo <3)
Ramen aka raman
Heen: Ramannnnn
RAMAN: HAAAAAA
Heen: nothiiiing
Raman: alright ;)
ramen aka raman by Neeh April 18, 2022

Dark Ramen 

When you are giving oral to someone with pubes and you get a little in your mouth.
"Damn girl, shave ya nasty ass, I don't wanna taste any of that dark ramen."
Dark Ramen by DarkRamen69 January 4, 2018

Ramen's Revenge 

The painful shitting that occurs after one consumes several packs of Ramen Noodles. Which also include drinking the flavored run off after eating all the noodles (tends to make toilet water very greasy).
Yo I cant go to the party 2nite, my stomach is really fucked up..
>> What the hell did u eat?
I had like 4 packs of Ramen Noodles and now Im feeling constipated with diarrhea.
>>Ramen's Revenge strikes again.
Ramen's Revenge by BLACKB0MBER January 26, 2009

floor ramen 

The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.
"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."
floor ramen by HoodieRipper October 15, 2013