anal retention

Anal retention is holding on to a monster poo when you can't get to the toilet.

Father George's poor anal retention cost him all credibility during the sermon, when he sneezed and defecated himself with a revolting spray

by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 5, 2010

Repertwat

The stock of bitches, hos, or other pieces of ass that a player is prepared to pimp out or on at any given time.

I got so many bitches in my repertwat, I could loan you a dozen, cousin.

by Lar5384 January 10, 2008

Cake Retention Syndrome

Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).

"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."

"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."

by Dr. Goatfondler October 12, 2011

repeat wardrobe

A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.

Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."

Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."

Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

resentation

A presentation that you really hate working on, usually in powerpoint.

Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.

by Clarebear81 May 17, 2011

Sunday recently tagged

The batch of Facebook photos tagged on Sunday morning of you getting drunk on Saturday night. Ideally contains persons and events you cannot remember. Several may require de-tagging. The mark of a Saturday night well spent.

Yo, who the fuck is this chick I'm with in my Sunday recently tagged?

by LipService October 1, 2009

reventon

Reventón (pronounced: reh-ben-TON)

Big party and/or Dance, usually with loud music and drinking.

May also mean concert usually with multiple performers or compilation of groups.

Spanish in origin literally means blow-out

Orale carnal, Vamos al reventon!

by Kuerno May 23, 2008