religion

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004

Religion

Cult. In the views of an athiest... it is a cult that controls everyone but who claims true athiesm.

Man, look at that religion goin off and killin demselves.

by Ryan November 9, 2003

religion

Fake; A lie; Non-existant.

That chicks breasts are so religious.

by JMcFly June 5, 2005

Religion

See the word: scam.

Person 1: "So... are you interested in any religions?"
Person 2: "I'd rather save money and time..."

by Jrayk October 20, 2006

religion

"The world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

religion

The cause of all the world's problems.

Violence in the middle east is because of religious conflict.

Negative feelings towards homosexuals are based on religious beliefs.

by Colony September 20, 2003

Religion

I - A society of people who believe in a set list of idealswith no proof of the confermation of such ideals , and set aside vast chuncks of their ever dwindilling life to speak to themselves and fantasise about old men in the sky.

II- What people turn to when they're in serious £%%£

III - A synonym for warmongering / intolerence

IV - The Source of 99% of the world's problems

Crimes Caused By Religion

Massacre of the Kurds
Massacre of the Jews (Hollocaust)
Massacre of the Muslims (Crusades)
Massacre of the Mormons ("Do the Decent thing")
Massacre of the Sunis
Massacre of the Shiites }Iraq
Violence in India
Violence in Iraq
Violence in Iran
Violence in Saudi Arabia
Violence in Europe
Violence in America

by Sell_Your_Soul-It's_worthless_anyway January 14, 2008