quone

Medical term. When a patient gets difficult you have to quone them.

"We're going to have to quone this patient"

by Ryan Stoker March 12, 2003

Quotev

A site with quizes, stories, and polls. Some people decide to roleplay with others, some wite fanfictions, and others just go there to read and take quizes. It used to be purely stories and quizes, but nowadays in 2015 to present time, drama sometimes happens. Quotev occassionally glitches, and that's when everyone loses their shit and flip out. There are some original stories as well, and people can make groups to get advice from others, give guides/tutorials, or simply to have a group chat or roleplay. Quotev is a large community with few haters/bullies and even complete strangers often stick up for one another. You have a choice to show when you're online, can hide your activity from nonfollowers, and deactivate your account. If you do deactivate, you have the option to reactivate for a month before it is permanently deleted.

"I've met a few really good friends on Quotev. Sadly, it glitches sometimes and I have to wait for it to get fix."
"Quotev has helped me be a better writer."

by alliecat7603 June 26, 2016

Drama on Quotev

Haley doing that nudes shit
Brii cheating

Hatty cheating

Leo pretending to be relevant
Sage kissing ass
Emerson cheating

Michaels dating an irrelevant hoe
Min never updating their drama book but still getting like 300 likes
Gage getting deleted for pretending to be gay
Caine exposing an expose acc and ranting about how irrelevant he is
Nate posting pornhub links
Satan trying to be relevant by starting up old drama with brii
Bassy going bat shit crazy bc he hates brii -
Michael cheating

Who even knows who Samantha is, she just had a little drama on quotev with Brii, like everyone else

by ihavenolifeimalwaysonquotevwtf July 16, 2018

meme quoting

The act of telling a joke, and pretending it is yours even though it is actually from a meme.

Dick: oh just tell the cops YOLO, I'm sure they'll understand
John: stop meme quoting, Dick, everyone's seen that one.

by J-mo January 19, 2014

scare quotes

Scare quotes, shudder quotes, or sneer quotes are quotations around a word or phrase to show that a term is used in a nonstandard, ironic or special sense. Can also, imply skepticism or disagreement or a opposite sense. A complete other definition means words or phrases that are quoted to scare the reader or in a political campaign to smear a opposing candidate. They also define estrangement or cause something to seem unfamiliar in a supernatural way.

Scare quotes example: I love "everything". Meaning that person doesn't love everything.

by AtomicCoding December 31, 2015

Lemon Demon Quotes

Sharks exist in real life (WOAH)
What you girls real need is a soft fuzzy man
YOUR BABIES ALIVE
Harry Potter in Japan
(SCREAM)
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
🎶Pizza Heros 🎶
I only wanna have Your babies
Harry Potter in France

I’m sorry if you read this but Lemon Demon quotes are funny

by SwagToastOwO January 26, 2022

incorrect quotes

An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic.

Person A: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Person B: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Person C: Smad.

Person A: I lost Person B, have you seen them?
Person C: What do they look like?
Person A: *crying* THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL/LIKE AN ANGEL/etc.

Person A: I need you to be totally straight with me.
Person B, an LGBT person/character: *nervous laughter*

incorrect quotes <-- there, the word being defined :)

by Perov November 6, 2017