Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

queefed

The act of queefing. Verb, past tense, meaning to pussy fart.

Amanda queefed while she was in the bathroom.

by Katherine Corrow November 8, 2007

Queef catcher

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.

Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.

by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

Queedle

Balancing on only on the front/back two legs of a chair

If you queedle on that chair you will break it.

by Lausyloo January 9, 2009

ass queef

release of air during anal sex

mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.

by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007

queef in a flower shop

a lie; an untruth; a fallacy

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.

I installed a queef card in the new server.

by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007