Qualitage

Used to describe something outstanding, impressive or worthy of the highest praise. Derived from the word 'quality', qualitage is just that little bit more and should be reserved for special situations or occurences.

"Absolute qualitage banterage today boys!"

"That goal was qualitage!"

Nigel: "Bruce...I shagged your mum last night..."
Bruce: "Qualitage!!"

by L Groover August 10, 2006

quality gollity

Top quality... best quality something could ever be.

''wow that film was quality gollity''

by anniexxxxx July 2, 2007

high-quality problem

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.

One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."

by frattastic friday November 10, 2009

check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

quail

A medium bird, often hunted for sport, and sometimes used for meat or eggs. Old world quails are in the Pheasant family; new world quails like the bobwhite or California quail are in a distinct family.

Look, a quail! I want to shoot someone in the face! Oh wait, I'm not Dick Cheney.

by cazort October 9, 2006

quail

quail refers to weed. not something to hit a hippo with, and not something cool, as with the other definitions here.

"My oven is on high, when I roast the quail
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
Exhale, now you felt the funk of the power
now feel the effects..."

I Wanna Get High ~ Cypress Hill

by dr. g0nzo April 21, 2006