Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead

The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism

by Greig812 February 24, 2011

puerto rican men

A word that is in Urban Dictionary's top 30 list yet has no definition. Most likely a male or somebody who identifies as male from the island of Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican heritage.

Puerto Rican men love pasteles and chuletas especially when washed down with a malta.

by Red Amanita Muscaria September 4, 2019

Puerto Rican Dick

The Biggest Juicest Monster of a cock Ever!

1. *Girl 1* Oh my god, I smashed with Joey last Niight! He has a true Puerto Rican Dick!

*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!

by A true lover :) July 26, 2011

Puerto Rican Joystick

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.

I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.

by The Puerto Rican Jew June 1, 2005

puertorican thundergod

When you wear socks and slide around the house and shock your gf/ female friend with your penis. Must be done by a man of Hispanic decent.

My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.

by PR_thundergod March 2, 2015

purity

Purity is about being something, abstinence is about not doing something.

God calls us to be Pure and Holy.

Abstinence is about not doing something, its an action however, Purity is about being something, and it is a blessing.

by Livin4GodAlone February 20, 2007

nekkid Puerto Rican girl

a sexy as hell Puerto Rican chick who's bare ass naked & she wants to ride your dick

Nuthin better than a nekkid Puerto Rican girl ridin my dick!

by Bozz Hawg April 20, 2004