pudding on a cloud

stuffing the toilet drain with an entire role of toilet paper to prevent flushing and then sit over the bowl and release human feces, hence creating a "pudding on a cloud".

my friend, "foo", was a prick over the weekend so i used his bathroom and left a pudding on a cloud for his bitch-ass to clean up!

by Fuzfa September 8, 2005

pease pudding

The proper way to spell it (not peese pudding) A typical chick pea dish from Newcastle-upon-Tyne. Usually eaten with ham inside a stottie

"Howay man, pass us the pease puddin'!"

by peesemould March 29, 2005

you'd laugh to see a pudding run

Phrase to indicate that a person is incredibly easily amused. Often used in the presence of children, the effect being they laugh more. However has also been proved effective on adults even if they've already heard it. Originates from a strange British family whose other phrases include as dry as a nun's gusset.

Mother: (makes appropriate amusing face)
Child: (laughs uncontrollably)
Mother: You'd laugh to see a pudding run!
Child: (more raucous laughter)

by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003

Pussy Pudding

Pronounced 'Pussy Pud-in'
A creamy white substance that accumulates around a womans vaginal opening preceding the action of saliva and vaginal secretions being mixed together by the butter churning motions of the male penis during sex. Quantity of production is dependent upon the level of the females stimulation.

Guy #1: I'm telling you she's not in to you dude, she's using you.
Guy #2: And I'm telling you that you're a jealous butt pirate. I had that girls V-jay jay creamin' enough pussy pudding last night to feed Somalia.

by Gora Chora September 10, 2007

Making Pudding

To have sex with your significant other before a shower.

Bob: "Lets go Make Pudding girl."
Girl: "I'll get the shower ready."

Friend:" Were you Making Pudding?"

by Steffanie Pirate January 28, 2009

Pud Pudding

The pudding one produces when pulling one's pud.

Mary had a big bowl of Peter's Pud Pudding for dessert.

by Bob Minob February 28, 2011

Marlboro pudding

The disgusting act of coughing up a phlegm ball usually done by smokers. The spit is then labeled "Marlboro Pudding".

"Wow, I smoked way too much last night at the bar... I've been coughing up "marlboro pudding" all morning."

by Hvinee October 10, 2006