Pancake Pudding

The act of ejaculating in your hand and smacking someone across the face with it.

me: Hey babe you want some pancakes for breakfast?
babe: yes!! :D hehe
me: Pancake Pudding bitch!!!

by 1mind September 22, 2010

pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

pud monkey

1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.

my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.

by Val Cohen April 26, 2004

Pound the Pud

To Jack off or have someone jack you off.

She could pound the pud!
Hey what are you doing in there pounding your pud?

by CableBob October 22, 2008

pud huff

a person who enjoys the inhaling of male genitalia... they luxiriate in the smell of and savor the taste of cock...

brandon is such a pud huff...

by feral silence September 25, 2004

pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks

hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.

by paddyl August 22, 2007

Surprise Pudding

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.

Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.

by Ya Moma? September 10, 2005