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Green Bay Packers

An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
George Halas OWNS Lombardi.
John Elway OWNS Brett Favre.
CHICAGO BEARS OWN GREEN BAY PACKERS.
by Knotsea January 2, 2008
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packers

A cheesehead NFL football team, who have the WORST fans ever! The packers are also known to have ugly uniforms that resemble puke and snot mixed together. All fans of the cheeseheads love their caveman era quarterback, Brett Favre, who needs to get a hint and retire.

Alternate names: Green Gay slackers, fudge packers, cheeseheads.
What do the packers and purcupines have in common?
They both have pricks.
by WerewolvesRule August 13, 2007
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Packers

The team of the mid nineties, with stars like Brett Favre and Reggie White. They're average at best now. Yet football fans all over the country like this team even more than their home team. They play in a small town that shouldn't even be on the map (has anyone heard of Appleton, WI? It's larger than Green Bay).

The team had two dominating periods: the mid nineties (with Favre and White) and the late sixties (headed by the famed Vince Lombardi). They aren't dominating anymore.

And Favre isn't the best in the league anymore. Peyton, Daunte, Donovan, Tom Brady, and others beat him out now.
How can anyone say that this team is among the best in the league? They have nothing resembling a defense!
by Crazyswordsman February 2, 2005
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puckered up

I got really puckered up at Ryan's house last night.
by reallydrunkdude2 June 2, 2010
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pucker brown

your butthole, a.k.a. starfish, sphincter, cornhole
"i can't believe he totally kicked me in the pucker brown"
"my pucker brown is so sore, i can barely sit down"
by cheekie1969 May 22, 2006
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Pucker Pecker

When a man coats his penis in a sour powder. A girl then performs oral sex on him. The sour powder causes her to then "pucker" when she sucks on his "pecker". Also known as a tangy wangy.
Girl: Sweetie I'm getting tired of just giving you blowjobs all the times. Can we spice things up?

Guy: Yeah let's try a Pucker Pecker
by LOtheBand December 30, 2008
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pucker punch

Anal rape; How to describe getting anal raped to your parents.
"Mom...dad...I was pucker punched."
by Dutrastrophe April 14, 2014
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