pub priv

A public private story on snap chat

John: hey guys join my pub priv story!

by Mayonnaiseisdelicioussometimes February 10, 2023

pub flosser

a deep throat event. When a chick sucks your cock so deep her teeth get caught in your pubic hair

holy shit man! Last night Samantha let me deep throat her, shes a real pub flosser

by plopps July 1, 2009

pub guilt

The feeling when you've doggedly pursued a healthy lifestyle (for 1 day-forever) and then your work pals invite you for an afterwork drink... and you realise one pint will ruin everything.

Internal monologue: I really want to go out and have fun but I'm already feeling pub guilt - an internal dreading of huge amounts of calories and naughty additives that will ruin my attempts at being healthy.

I'll just go home - can't face the pub guilt.

I can't come out - I'm going to the gym. Best to avoid the pub guilt.

by @loraleopard May 30, 2016

pub rules

Don't discuss politics or religion.

Abide by the pub rules or sling yer hook!

by nuntoopleased! February 7, 2021

The Pub Show

The Pub Show is a comedy podcast that takes all the great things about going to the bar and lets you enjoy them whenever you feel like it. DC, Abe Froman, and Mr. Super Fantastic, host The Pub Show and discuss current events, internet memes, and pretty much anything else that crosses their minds. Grab a beverage, fire up your computer or MP3 player and have a drink with your friends from The Pub Show.

Sample from The Pub Show - Season 2 - Episode 2

DC: Hey Everybody! The most important thing is that Abe Froman passed out on the couch, and that's cool man.

Mr. Super Fantastic: Man, he's not passed out, he's just fuckin' playin' pocket-pool! ...oh look at that, he put it in his mouth!

DC: WHAT!

Abe Froman: Haha- I need a Rolaid, fuckers...

DC: Oh, right. All those O-Bombs are fuckin' up his indigestion.

Abe Froman: It's that whiskey

DC: Whiskey!? You had whiskey?

Mr. Super Fantastic: Dude, he was drinking so many Jack and Coke's

DC: Oh, right. I love how you said it though: Like so many Jack and Coke's...

by DC - http://thepubshow.net June 23, 2009

pub fly

a person who visits one pub after another, drinking as much as possible.

The drunkard is a goddamned pub fly.

by uttam maharjan February 22, 2010

halo pub

the most amazing ice cream in the world. it's really dark in there, but you don't care, because you just want your hard vanilla in a wafer cone, or one of their 23908093 other flavors. you love that the water is free. you like their little trash cans that look like they belong under a cow's udder. speaking of cows, they line the walls, along with anything to do with dairy. and spoons. you always see someone you know in there, because you can't really go a week without being in heaven.

i went to halo pub today and i had an orgasm while eating my ice cream.

by Ali :) March 22, 2008