Pub-licked

To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub

Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."

Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "

by Jon mcskankier. June 20, 2011

Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"

by Ant1234 November 8, 2012

Pub Physique

When the owner's body could provide enough liquid refreshments to hydrate a large football stadium. The person tends to have this body due to spending copious amounts of time in pubs. Their idea of sport is a game of pool, throwing 21 ounce darts, and dancing to some Garth Brooks on the juke box. The last time they did any exercise was when they ran from the front door of their local Ladbrokes to place a bet for a 3:45 at Kempton.

That man isn't going to be able to do a 5k run, he has a pub physique to rival any dart player.

by Bodywatcher July 24, 2015

Pub Scrubs

An uncomfortable green and white uniform given to employees of Publix, a super market chain. The name was given after employees seemed to never take the uniform off.

Man, i hate wearing these ridiculous pub scrubs all the time. I want fabric that breathes!

by RedditSavedMe July 10, 2016

Pub Trans nerd

A person is considered a Pub Trans nerd, when he/she get so addicted to public transport <such as the bus, subway, train, or other> to a point they don't want to use cars, or even walk anymore.

Dude 1: "Bro, you see that dude over there? That one guy over there stands at the bus stop every time we walk to school..."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I noticed. Broke af."

Dude 1 "That's right. Typical Pub Trans nerd. This is what lack of friends, lack of chick, exess of books and bullying make out of people."

Dude 2 "Poor thing. Let's go get his lunch money."

by HHhhhhhhhhhhhO655522$%^&*IHBVE March 5, 2017

pub hot

A girl that is not normally or overly attractive but once in the pub gets a bump due to a combination of limited options and alcohol.

She’s not that attractive or interesting but she’s pub hot.

by Nilo83 January 23, 2018

Pub Rules

When you agree to meet someone or take a trip with them while drinking you have 24 hours to reneg.

Remember how I said I’d go to India with you last night? Pub rules!

by Mastwebber June 12, 2018