The Mystical Portal

Noun: The Mystical Portal is a large trailor with metal wings and a long plastic rigged drainage pipe for a neck that supports its large metal head. Mystical portals are usually found in wooded areas secluded from the city. Mystical Portals have been known to mate with 1986 GMC Astro Vans. Mystical Portals can be very territorial and are best tamed with road cones and pitchforks. Mystical Portals are rare nowadays because they can be scrapped for their precious metals at local junk yards. Although Mystical Portals are harmless, any human caught by authorities in, on, or around a Mystical Portal could be punished due to uncertainties of the potential power that the Mystical Portal may or may not have. Anyone that has came in contact or has seen a Mystical Portal is urged to contact "The Keepers of the Portal" immediately as documenting their whereabouts are necessary for the continued survival of Mystical Portals.

A long time ago a poor lost boy was walking though the woods. He became lost after hours of searching for an exit. Then he came to a clearing. he ran for joy to the vast opening only to see a huge metal monster staring him down. The boy ran and ran back into the forest while The Mystical Portal came closer. As he ran out of another exit a band was recording a song on the street corner. He rambled his story though the microphone until he vanished never to be seen again... now with combine efforts the "Keepers of the portal" protect it and the fellow citizens of the world from the distruction it may cause in the years to come.

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by SubBass100 June 3, 2009

Celebrity Death Portal

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, California, USA

Elizabeth Taylor was rushed to the Celebrity Death Portal due to complications associated with a pre-existing health condition

by mellowelvis April 18, 2011

Pleasure Portal

A.K.A her vagina.

Are you sure you want to wreck that pleasure portal with a ten pound baby?

by videoeditor2008 March 14, 2011

Portal of Evil

noun.

A website dedicated to some the strangest, stupidest, weirdest, most wrong, hilarious, and evil websites known to man.

Also: POE, PoE, the portal

"Gee, Billy, that sure is one hell of a goth midget beastiality site -- you really oughta submit it to the portalofevil."

by Jesus Christ, spokesperson January 30, 2004

Antagonist and Protagonist

The bad guy in a story.
A protagonist would be the good guy.
You can remember that, because Pro=good. and An=bad.

Examples for Antagonist and Protagonist
Antagonist:
Voldemort is the Antagonsit in the Harry Potter series.
Kronos is the antagonsit in the Percy Jackson series.
Protagonsit:
Harry Potter is the protagonsit in the Harry Potter series.
Percy Jackson, son of Posiedan is the protagonsit in the Percy Jackson series.

by Anyonewantaredvine? October 18, 2010

Love Portal

The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.

I fought her love portal until the morning.

by Mr.Merc January 12, 2009

protasian

Protestant and caucasian, similar to WASP. Can be used to describe something in a social, socio-economic or geographic sense

Mike Huckabee is the protasian candidate in the 2008 election season.

by jrt1045 January 14, 2008