Prostitute in a Cup

A delicious brownie thats happens to be made in a small paper cup. Its a "prostitute" because you pay money to eat it out.
Jane: What's for desert?
Bob: A Prostitute in a Cup!
Jane: Oh! My favorite!
by ilovebrownies July 21, 2009
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penny prostitute

when a prostitute is so damn poor she will do anything for a couple of penny's
pimp a: ayo slim thug aint you see my hoe queentisha?
pimp b: aint no way she worth moe' then a penny prostitute
by lilwerm November 30, 2009
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Baby Prostitute

Prostitutes who are still naive enough to think they can cover up their shame and stench of bad decisions by pouring on perfume. They aren't hardened by their career choice they still have hope.
Nicholas walks through the office smelling like a baby prostitute.
by PinupVader January 31, 2014
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hug prostitute

A prostitute who rather than selling sex and things like that, sells hugs.

Depending on how good the hug prostitute is at providing their service, you may have to pay rather a lot for a good hugging session.

Some hug prostitutes run special offers where they come up to you in the street and ask if you'd like a one-off free hug.

One of the only forms of legal prostitution is hug prostitution.

If you don't pay a hug prostitute after you are satisfied hug-wise, they attack you.
Hug prostitute: I'll spoon you for the night but it'll cost you £100.
by Zelda199 February 19, 2007
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Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 04, 2016
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mild prostitution

the act or practice of engaging in moderately sexual activities in exchange for money or non-monetary forms of compensation
Putting out only after a guy has bought you dinner is mild prostitution.
by Toni Tigress June 03, 2010
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hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.
by NomadicBu January 29, 2018
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