post wank guilt

that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background

quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt

by ally del blanny October 24, 2011

Postage Tramp

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.

Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."

by Varnpike September 10, 2014

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.

An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*

by Pers September 5, 2016

Post Slut Depression

When someone, typically a girl feels miserable after hooking up or talking to many guys at once. This girl usually seeks validation from guys and plays people to hide the fact that she's insecure and sad deep down inside.

J: wtf am i doing with my life, i feel like a slut no joke
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression

by anti-clock-wise May 24, 2021

Lost His Post

When one loses a steady chart of weekends off from work.

Is Jay coming to the Poconos with us this weekend? Na, he has to work cause he lost his post.

by P Nest December 26, 2016

monkey on a post

This is a petite person who favors well endowed men.

Wonda Wonderpig was like a monkey on a post with the basketball player!

by I, Wreckerrr May 20, 2021

post fuckboy glow

The glow received after the end of a relationship with said fuckboy. After being treated like shit for so long and being distracted by some fuckboy - you finally start to excel and receive the post fuckboy glow. He'll be begging for you back, but you've already moved on ! Doing even better without him than you could ever imagine

It's only been a week, Jenna really has that post fuckboy glow tho

by E5ze95 May 12, 2017