stank poon

a female vagina that comes to be quite stanky due to the presence of poo or a poo like substance in or around the vag.

I was fuckin my girlfriend and when i pulled out, my johnson smelled like shit. Fuckin stank poon.

by pwnstarsixty9 January 7, 2010

carpe poon

Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.

Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!

by Mitch McSpanklesworth October 1, 2006

Poonag

According to T9 cellphone dictionaries, it is the correct spelling of "smooch".

"I am going to give my girlfriend a big poonag"

by Herpaderp September 20, 2009

Roast Poon

Char broiled poon served with BBQ sauce or Catsup (eaten with fork and knife)

"Snanes mother makes a mean Roast Poon"

by s.w. August 13, 2006

Sushi Poon

Contrary to the popular belief that a sushi poon is just a fishy pussy, it is also in fact, a slightly overweight girl who attempts to take advantage of (rape) drunk guys while she is sober or intoxicated. These kinds of girls can be very hard to detect because generally they are very nice and friendly until they make their move

careful man that chick is a total sushi poon... shes gonna rape your ass later wit that strap on

by Tpain00420 January 5, 2009

Poon Tune

The expulsion of air from the vaginal orifice causing a noticeable trumping sound.

Person 1 - "Did she just queef?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! that was a serious Poon Tune!"

by iknoooowright February 28, 2011

Poon Wrangler

One who's aura embodies the ability to rustle poon.

" Look at Leopold, he came back here with three girls and poped them all. He's such a poon wrangler."

"Check out Thomas St Jock, upon arriviving at a day spa he said 3 words and pulled 16 bitches, he is a true definition of a poon wrangler"

by three one January 14, 2007