Couch promoter

Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD

Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk

Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.

Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.

Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.

Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.

by Feralart October 31, 2018

Jody Promotion

It’s an Irish saying telling someone to go to hell so well that they enjoy the trip!

I can’t stand Laura. She slept with my husband. I think She deserves a Jody Promotion..

by Sweats11537 December 14, 2019

National Promote Austin Day

December 18th is National Promote Austin Day. This is for Discord owners. Discord owners have to promote everyone named Austin in their Discord server.

Austin: Promote me.
Owner: Why?
Austin: Its December 18th. National Promote Austin Day!!
Owner: Oh right. Ok then!

by anonymous December 18, 2020

promophobe

A person who has an anxiety disorder aimed towards promotional use such as flyers, commercials, and public announcements.

Rodney-Ahhh!!! No!!.... turn that commercial off!!!

Angel-Seriously, Mike turn it off he's a promophobe !!!

Mike-Alright?

by P-Meizer May 5, 2010

promosm

A social media marketing site that a lot of creators are using to get a ridiculous amount of views, likes, followers etc..

Use PromoSM to grow your YouTube channel

by JasonTayl December 19, 2022

homo promo

A gay couple particpating in a sexual act in front of others

Max and Sam had a homo promo at a party with their all their friend

by Danielle March 16, 2004

Promosexual

When you are gay for a limited time only

But i thought you are gay!" "Nah man i'm promosexual, i only liked men for a limited time

by TreCoolness December 4, 2010