Pregasm

the act that happens to a man be an orgasm.

dude1- "she was giving me an old fashion then she stopped all of a sudden"

dude2- "Dude why?"

dude1- "she thought my pregasm was cum..."

by D.ano January 9, 2011

porgasm

Orgasm acheived with the assistance of pornography.

Since getting married Bruce has dirastically increased the frequency of porgasm.

by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

pregan

A person who arrives early at informal office gatherings to chow down on
free cake, cookies and other snacks. (See freegan and vegan.)

Ray developed a reputation as the office pregan, frequently stopping by going-away-gatherings in the conference room 30 minutes early to scoop up free cookies and coffee before anyone else arrived.

by Eagan Man June 22, 2008

pregame

A term used by alcoholics who need to be drunk in order to have a good time. They chug their own bottles before going to an event to get a buzz on. And then they drive half drunk to the event and drink some more. Fun. Wee.

"Dude, are we gonna pregame before the bar? Drinks are so expensive!"
"Let's drive down there and pregame in the parking lot."
"That's lame, man!"
"At least we won't pulled over by the cops."

by kevnar April 5, 2008

Porgasm

An immense feeling of pleasure achieved during urination, it only happens of very rare occasions (frequency is increased with alcohol consumption), but when it does it can be like a miniature orgasm.

**At House Party**

Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?

Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!

Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.

Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!

by Hentsep Renge September 1, 2009

pregatory

A place or condition for an unbelievably attractive woman who got pregnant and therefore, undesirable to males seeking a one night stand or casual intercourse.

Dan: When I get back from Europe I'm going to ask out your friend, Jill.

Maria: that's so sweet of you! She hasn't had many dates since she got knocked up. Where are you taking her??

Dan: I'm not!! I didn't know she had a kid on the way -- she's officially in pregatory if you ask me!

by TenaciousAG April 8, 2011

progadelic

An individual who likes to listen to Progressive rock.

"If I like to listen to some good ol' prog, does that mean I'm a progadelic?"

"I really like King Crimson and Pink Floyd... You can call me a progadelic."

by .dotcom.com October 26, 2017