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procrasturbate

I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.
by zaea January 22, 2013
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Procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a way of procreation

Procr-eation
m-asturbation
"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."
by Kranken July 29, 2012
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Procrasturbation

The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.
'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'
by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013
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Procrasturbating

I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating
by Wanana March 24, 2022
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Procrasturbation

Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.

Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???
by That_Lemon_Gay September 4, 2023
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Procrasturbate

When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate
I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate
by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021
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procrasturbate

When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.
Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.
by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014
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