Pelican Nut

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.

"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."

by Pineapplepolarbear January 6, 2012

pelican deluxe

a person who's such a pelican that the word pelican isnt enough to describe them

bill: you see that guy trip over, what a pelican

jayden: pelican deluxe!

by taralski May 3, 2013

Predictese

Garbled or nonensical text created by a device's predictive text generator when it automatically selects the wrong words.

Here is an example of Predictese: a person types "I have seventeen boxes of floss"; predictive text writes "I held seventeen boots of flattery".

by RoPW August 30, 2012

Predictable AIDS

When someone will predictably get AIDS.

"I probably have predictable AIDS, I have sex all the time without a condom."

by MargaretWooHoo September 7, 2012

pelican diving

The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.

Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.

by Urbanqueef August 5, 2014

pelican snowball

When you jizz in your But hole and poop it out

I just ate a pelican snowball.

by Kobeee!!! March 18, 2015

Predickt

When you're the first person to have sex with a girl that everyone wants

"Hey man, did you predickt that girl last night?"
"I was the first so yeah"

by Sterile September 25, 2016