preemie

-Short for premature ejaculation
-When a male releases sperm before intercourse

Dude, Norman totally preemied when he saw his mom changing through the window.
Jake laughed so hard at Ana's dildo incident that he preemied.
Rachel Tice is so hot I can't help but preemie when she uses her inhaler.
Dean couldn't take his eyes off Cas while he was fighting. His sexiness sent shivers through Dean and it was hard for him not to preemie.

by faggots4breakfast April 13, 2013

Preeper

Someone who is a pervert and a creeper

Omg that guy is such a preeper

by Kevin1588 August 7, 2017

Preemptive Block

Blocking someone on a social networking site, hookup site or app before that person has ever had a chance to contact you.

Gay Guy A: Eww, look at that nasty old man!

Gay Guy B: Gross, he's so old he's like 35! Did he contact you?

Gay Guy A: No, I pulled a Preemptive Block before he could ever dare try to get with my hotness!

Gay Guy B: Nashty.

by Larrold June 8, 2011

preeat

To eat hungry or not before a session of binge drinking.

I got my beer bong and a 1/2 gallon of vodka.
Joey's kegger is gonna kick ass.
I need to preeat so I don't pass out before midnight.

by banisadr December 28, 2008

Preemptive Shite

Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.

I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!

by Duffdrinker December 9, 2008

Preege

To stab someone with your junk/dick

Guy 1 "Hey man, did you see John get Preeged by Will?'

Guy 2 "No, but did you see Bill preege Alice?"

Guy 3 "Ya man, that was some funny shit!"

by supafagal February 25, 2009

Preempathize

A portmanteau word to decribe preemptively empthazing with someone, rather than empathizing after the fact, as per the norm.

A. Urgh! I have to go back to school next week.

B. We already started. I totally preempathize.

by Jimbles October 18, 2008