Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.
Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.
Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!
Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.
Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!
Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!
Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.
Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!
by Jairo Presto August 25, 2010
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Ingredients:
Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.
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Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.
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To temporarily ignore or leave out someone, usually due to a minor fall out. Can be done face to face, by text or msn.
Girl 1: OH NO! Emma just tried to talk to me online! Urgh she is soooo annoying
Girl 2: hmm just patch her
Boy: I saw Christie today and waved at her, but she just patched me...
Girl 2: hmm just patch her
Boy: I saw Christie today and waved at her, but she just patched me...
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1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.
2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.
2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
by F.A.K February 17, 2017
Get the Pumpkin Patch People mug.A nonsensical phrase coined by Comedian Steve Martin back in the 1970s from his comedy album "Wild and Crazy Guy" on how he would teach kids wrong words so that they would mystify their teachers. In his joke, he teaches a child instructions on how to ask to use the bathroom with the phrase "Mambo dogface to the banana patch?". The teachers would be completely confused by this phrase. Apart from Steve Martin, his phrase was also used by adults who grew up during that time to mimic "gibberish", like people trying to talk while drunk or having had a stroke or cognitive disorder. It would mostly be used by persons who were teens or young adults in the late 1970s who were familiar with Martin or Saturday Night Live during that time period.
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