Skip to main content

Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drums are too quite, guitar has no aksents, trak looks longer than it aktually is, & tempo is always changing its like “Porridge”

Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

Post Kreated by theMekanik
Example 1: Motorhead the Band has a song kalled “Overkill” it is the epitome of “Porridge Metal Musik”

Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal
by anonymous December 16, 2023
mugGet the Porridge Metal mug.

Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drums are too quite, guitar has no aksents, trak looks longer than it aktually is, & tempo is always changing its like “Porridge”

Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC
Example 1: Motorhead the Band has a song kalled “Overkill” it is the epitome of “Porridge Metal Musik”

Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal
by anonymous December 16, 2023
mugGet the Porridge Metal mug.

Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drumS are too quite, guitar has no aksEnts, trak looks longEr than it aktually is, & tEmpo is alwaYs changing its “Porridge”

1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

People Present:
TJ
JDM Guitars
Habs
Fansy Krutch
tooutdamn
theMekanik
Etc.
Example #1
Motorhead the band has a song kalled "Overkill" it is the epitome of Porridge Metal Musik

Example #2
Motorhead - Overkill is total porridge
by theMekanik December 16, 2023
mugGet the Porridge Metal mug.

Porridge

Porridge, please
Porridge, spok
by maxami4 December 18, 2023
mugGet the Porridge mug.

porridge stirrer

When having sex with a girl who’s just been filled with another man’s cum and are then the porridge stirrer
Stacey fucks me
I cum in stacey
Stacey goes home and has sex with her boyfriend
He is now my porridge stirrer
by DanksyDan November 4, 2022
mugGet the porridge stirrer mug.

Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
by Wilskins May 6, 2022
mugGet the Panic Porridge mug.

caramel porridge

a nickname that ionians give the rival school, Carmel college
hey mate!
yeah what?
that kid goes to caramel porridge!
oh shit!
by Slimy weiner May 31, 2022
mugGet the caramel porridge mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email