Plumstead Porridge

When you ejaculate into a girl’s ass and then use it as the “milk” for a bowl of cereal, with her dingleberries serving as the cereal pieces themselves.

He didn’t just fuck last night — man ate a full bowl of Plumstead Porridge for breakfast.

by POPOES23 October 4, 2025

porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016

Sweet on the porridge

A person who has a lot of money in the pocket

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne, he is sweet on the porridge!

by Fhille June 14, 2019

Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 6, 2022

dick porridge

When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis

I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.

by TJ Widgstis July 21, 2023

Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

by benlulz January 23, 2021

porridge

my dad makes me eat it every Christmas morning kill me now

porridge-fuck u

by erabsudiKFhecanijsk January 19, 2024