porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19
Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.
by GullibleOne October 09, 2020
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porch whore

It's the type of whore that's fully committed to the whore lifestyle, yet can not reap the benefits of being a full blown whore because this whore is not a go-getter. They sell themselves from the porch because they are afraid of risk or anything or they just don't see that they miss out because they're comfortable from the porch. Porch whore needs to ask themwhoreself: " Is it worth being a full blown whore if I don't reap the full whore benefits?"
Patrick: "Look! It's a whore! Do you think I will get laid?"
George: " idk, man. The chances are fifty-fifty, because it's a porch whore ."
Patrick: " That whole should take the bull by the whorns."
by Bitchmonger January 23, 2016
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Porch Rocker

An elderly woman that partakes in copulation with younger men, mostly in their early twenties.
“You know that 85 year old on Hickory Drive? Heard she fucked Kyle on his first winter break home. What a porch rocker.”
by Skyswagger June 30, 2019
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porch fever

When you can't wait to get inside before you 'get inside'!!
We had had a great night and there she was stroking my cock and gettin it ready. I couldn't wait - my cock was tenting my pants! Folks weren't home, I had porch fever so fucked her on the front door step.
by Jenkisani February 10, 2011
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Porch Dick

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.
"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."
by BobSwaggins420 March 16, 2015
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porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey
Man look at that porch turkey
by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017
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porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.
I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.
by Porch painting November 15, 2016
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