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sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.
Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.
by Scott Likes Scotch May 24, 2008
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Popsicle

The best way to practice succing the peen.
If you aint choaking you aint sucking that popsicle right gurl.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
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Strawberry Popsicle

The tricky task of getting head after fucking a girl on her period. Bonus points if a second girl gives you head after you fucked the first while she was on her rag......
Piece-on-the-side "B" gave Kingsize a Strawberry Popsicle after he was done riding the red tide with gf "A"
by Kingsize January 26, 2006
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afgan popsicle

the sexual act of shiting into a codom, freezing it, the taking turns rubbing it on the body of your partner.
Ginni gave Jackson an afgan popsicle he'll never forget. and he smelled like shit
by prithvi klatka September 15, 2012
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polskie

A really hot polish chick that you just wanna fuck the shit out of until she screams random profanities in that ridiculous polish accent.
"Damn son, Magda is such a Polskie, i want to beat it raw."
by Smithers Smithly November 27, 2006
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blow this popsicle stand

a)If something is boring and you want to leave you say that.
b)Give blow jobs to multiple people.
this is fucking boring, let's blow this popsicle stand
by cass_4 May 12, 2006
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milk your popsicle

To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".

In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.
Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?

She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.
by SMcCrab November 5, 2010
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