porschegeez

An elderly person driving a Porsche. This is typically someone who has dreamed of owning a Porsche all their life and can finally afford one now that they have money and, unfortunately, snow on their roof as well.

"Look at that porschegeez in the 911 Turbo!"

by jimbogeek October 12, 2012

Pooscrew

The act of dipping your one-eyed snake into a soiled browneye

He woke up the next morning to find his poon-plunger had a dark hue. After smelling his rift-rammer, he concluded that he had engaged in pooscrew.

by Moveyourseat February 20, 2013

porscheswag

A teacher whose a douche with a porche. An OCD human who goes to core power yoga and yeah... (Drives a mom Porsche)

Porscheswag was rocking the platforms with his 15 cups of coffee like always

by Coffee classy June 9, 2014

Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015

poeschel

The best teacher that ever stepped on earth.

A: The test will be hard, I hate hard tests.
B: Well, we have it with poeschel.
A: Fuck I LOVE TESTS

by JonasTree January 18, 2017

plösche

Being very chill or doing an act of chillness. Can be used as a noun or as an adjective.

1 Damn, he's such a chiller.
2 Damn, that was so cool.

1 Alte, er isch so en plösche.
2 Alte, plöscheeee!

by 13akt August 4, 2017

Poocher

A bald, Irishman who buys dogs, particularly rotties in order to attract members of the opposite sex and obtain sexual favours with offers of "walks" and "doggy dates"

Jeez, get a load of that poocher!

by Joelthebarbarian February 2, 2018