poor man's vacation

Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.

c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"

Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?

He on the poor man's vacation.

by Goso September 28, 2011

Poor Man Nachos

Alternative nachos for a poor man, consisting of lays potato chips and mustard.

Love you Ryan

Hey man want some nachos? (Other) Ya man but we don't got the ingredients. No man, I'll split a bag of Lays with you and grab some mustard from the deli. Poor Man Nachos!

by iluvryan May 31, 2009

poor as fuck

The state of having so little money that you don't even live paycheck to paycheck; you live paycheck to a week before the next paycheck.

Also defined as completely not having enough money to pay necessary bills, yet being very much employed.

"Oh hey there! Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to lunch the other day. Had to donate plasma again to pay my phone bill...and get gas. Had just enough left over to get two McChickens! Two!!"
This bitch is poor as fuck.

by Skittles24 May 8, 2016

Poor man's bank

A pawn shop.

My account is at the poor man's bank on 1st Street, the pawn shop that has my trumpet and drum kit in the display window.

by North Central Johnny July 18, 2009

Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.

John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

by fellowman12 January 26, 2011

poor bulk

Any kind of cheap food prepared or not that is inexpensive and of no nutritional value. Examples are saltine crackers, Wendy's, Taco bell and Mcdonald's

That dollar menu poor bulk kept me going for a few more hours but god damn I painted the inside of my toilet afterwards.

by Stink Finger123456 June 30, 2011

poor puppy's Kong

when you give the dog the end of the peanut butter jar and you just leave it in the jar and let them eat out of it

I gave my dog a poor puppy's Kong last night. It's time to go shopping for more peanut butter.

by caelhammer November 30, 2016