un poof

in all seriousness.
this is the french slang for a homosexual
i kid you not.
that is all.

Pierre, tu sais que phillipe est un poof non?!

((pierre, you know that phillipe is a homosexual dont you))

by Reg Inald November 8, 2007

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen

For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.

by derek April 24, 2004

poof

a term that is used to make unwanted company disappear. by simply pointing your finger and muttering poof at any one individual, you can make them 'go away' if only blocking them from your mind.

jessica was all like poof and justin was gone

by krissypoo December 28, 2005

Poofman

A man that likes to puff on anothermans Dizzznick

You are nothing but a Procharger loving Poofman (cocksucker)

by HalfBaked April 25, 2003

The Poof

The Poof is a huge fart exposed in baby powder. As seen on the movie Jackass 2.5 where Johnny Knoxville adds baby powder on Wee Man's butt so he can fart, but unfortunately he crap himself.

Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Poof.

by Lucas_JWF August 21, 2008

getting poofed

When someone enters your unlocked car, and uses the cigarette lighter to smoke in your vehicle, usually (freely) leaving the cigarette butt(s) and smoky smell as evidence.

Person #1: I have no idea why those cigarette butts came from in my ash tray...

Person #2: Haha, it looks like you and your car were getting poofed last night!

by violaman December 25, 2009

poof poof

To have sex. get laid.

I need some poof poof. I want some poof poof. Lets go out and get some poof poof.

by WK poof poof committee March 11, 2009