pontagles

The ratio of fat versus muscle on a fish

My friend said my fish wasn’t big cause it wasn’t fat, he didn’t know about the pontagles rule, where muscle ways more than fat. My fish was a lean, mean, fighting machine with huge pontagles!

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

Ponte fecha

'Set a date' - A spanish tiktok slang used to send someone to set a date for suicide

Person A comment: Your mom is in my wardrobe!
Person B comments: Ponte fecha

by Dazaizai October 27, 2023

pontoon pocket

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

Coined by SizeQueenSupreme

He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.

by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008

Pontrumpicate

To give your opinion on something in a loud and annoying way without bothering to have any facts

Guy 1: Barak Obama was born in Kenya!
Guy 2: Why do you always have to pontrumpicate like that?

by stuartc1 October 24, 2016

Pontiac Girl

A girl from a midwestern small town, usually seen driving a 1998-2002 Pontiac Grand Prix. Generally she is overweight and often is seen wearing too tight of leggings, Mt. Dew pajama bottoms, or sweatpants with slogans on the ass. She frequents local stations, and she most likely smokes cigarettes or vapes. (Opt. may be a drug addict).

"That girl over there looks like a Pontiac Girl"

"Look at that chick up front, paying for cigs with loose change....just your typical Pontiac Girl.

by Questions? February 20, 2019

Pontiac

Acronym for:
Poor
Old
Nigga
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

A Pontiac is a crappy car, only deigned to look good with one purpose in mind, to be slow as hell and shitty in performance.

by RiCHBOi April 3, 2008

Taylor Ponte

A Disgusting excuse for a male, who is a trog at heart. Sadly, (not really) majority of people who know him think hes A) homosexual and B) just a dumb faggot. Has friends, but they arent as close to him as he thinks they are.

I met this kid last night, he's such a Taylor Ponte. Sucks for him.
Wow his ex- girlfriend is sooo hot, bummer he pulled a Taylor Ponte.

by the natives are restless February 25, 2009