Skip to main content

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
by swordy January 17, 2013
mugGet the Chokey pokey bum wank mug.

Poke Job

It's when she pokes it.
Male 1: dude did you get laid last night
Male 2: nah, even better, I got a poke job!
by koolaidman4 June 27, 2010
mugGet the Poke Job mug.
Related Words
Pokemon poke pokey Pokemon GO poker pokimane pokeman poker face poke ball pok

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.
Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.
by mj_oblio September 12, 2005
mugGet the POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE mug.

Cunt poker

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.
Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.
by silkpouch September 15, 2007
mugGet the Cunt poker mug.

Pokémon GO San Diego

Pokémon GO San Diego” is one of the largest local user-based community group established and acquired by Ali Vongsathian on July 17, 2021 during the annual GO Fest Global Event.

It was originally created as a Facebook Messenger group called “Pokémon GO City Heights” for the area of interest to play. On April 27, 2020 Niantic, Inc. the developers of Pokémon GO introduced the remote raid pass feature.

The group no longer served a purpose for a specific area of San Diego due to the capability of remote raiding anywhere in the world. It was eventually merged with Discord and rebranded as “Pokémon GO San Diego” on August 17, 2021.
Him: Do you any raid local groups in San Diego?
Her: Yeah, there’s an official raid group — it’s called Pokémon GO San Diego! you can find them Google.
Him: No way, I found them on reddit!
Her: Yeah! they have a discord too!
by Pokémon GO December 15, 2021
mugGet the Pokémon GO San Diego mug.

pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.
Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.
by 'rynside July 26, 2008
mugGet the pokey shloops mug.

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK
hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work
by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009
mugGet the poking the pooch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email