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planking

The act of placing ones body in such a way in which arms are by the plankers side & all limbs are at full extension often performed on a unanimous object. The object in which the planker chooses to plank on is entirely the plankers choice, although the more unique the object often the better the plank. The planker usually immortalize the plank with a picture.
Bill: I have a great idea for planking!
Sean: Yeah?
Bill: Let's go to the gym and plank the basket!
Sean: Dude, you're sick.
by Sancho Planka June 10, 2011
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Planking

A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.
Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"

Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"
by stupidplanks July 9, 2011
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plucking

1. a time passing activity for bored hairy people.

2.a commodity enhancing activity for pillow makers and a terrible time for live fowl

3. to twang a taught thing
I hope you washed your hands after you plucked that muff
by knickers November 6, 2004
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Plunging

A vigorous form of oral sex, where the female lays on her back with her head tilted back, while the male straddles her face and plunges his cock deeply into her throat.
I was plunging that chick so hard she threw up on my cock.
by Corey Ray Slackinstein September 28, 2010
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Plunging

When a female gamer attempts to "teabag" her newly-killed victim...girls don't have balls so the resulting motion would be more like sticking a toilet plunger over the victim's face because a vagina is hollow like that.
After pwning a noob in Team Slayer, Claire began plunging her victim.
by seraphxzero May 10, 2009
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Punking

To walk around a town or city, destroying random things. To be obnoxious or annoying.
OI, MIKE WANNA GO PUNKING WITH THE CLAN?

Those assholes are punking.
by Vicious Spikecraze January 28, 2009
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Planking

To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood

i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!
Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?

Joe: What like planking?

Steve: Yeah. It was awesome
by madeleine.rose June 8, 2011
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