ploidy

Derives from the word diploid, calling someone "stupid" or "thick" as in they don't understand what is happening. If you call someone a Ploidy it has the same meaning, but in a friendlier way. It is nicer term to call someone a bit stupid, usually used between friends.

Wow, Mark you're such a Ploidy!

by Ploidy October 5, 2017

Ploedy

(PL-OH-DEE)

when you're watching Nickelodeon while busting a nut and you accidentally spill hot sauce on your nuts

"Dude I was just trying to have a nice night to myself...y'know, jacking off to Nickelodeon, until it resulted in a ploedy because I was eating popeyes"

by Moolester Sylvester March 14, 2018

Polidiot

Someone who blindly follows one political party or candidate while refusing to consider another view

I hate debating things with John as he has a one tracked mind, he is such a polidiot..

by badjokeKirby July 9, 2018

polidano

Polidano is the best ever, everyone loves him and he is a legend. He is the best at everything. He is so confident and smart. He is / will be a successful man with lots of money.

I wish I could be like Polidano who gets all the hot girls.

by uhuhtyfyvbj August 21, 2018

Plondron

1. n. A period in the stock market when the price wiggles uncertainly for a lengthy period in a near straight line and there is a sense that it could go either way.
2. n. Any period of time where things are completely undecided, anything could happen, snd it’s unwise to make a move (see suspense)

Usage: For three days straight over Christmas week GPBUSD remained roughly at 1.25, neither rising nor falling. Clearly, it was in a plondron.

by Usagi Jiketsu November 1, 2019

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Wow, You ARE Bored... You went in spirals forward now you are going backwards. Take it from me, you aren't gonna find an undefined combo no matter how bored you are. But that won't stop you, go ahead, TRY.

Ok, I have been on Urban Dictionary for 4 hours straight lets spiral backwards ploiuhbnmkjytrdxcvgfewqazs!

by TheSerperiorMaster October 5, 2020

plodwod

just a mong pretty much..... someone who has no positive interaction and manages to ruin all tasks

'You bloody plodwod.... always you messing it up'
'stop being such a damn plodwod'

by Dr. GR Fart Knocker December 1, 2021