Fruit Plate

A wussy of an extraordinary degree. The type dude that is completely ball-less. Term originated when Dan C. from Minneapolis kept ordering "fruit plates" during happy hours.

Dam Fruit Plate, you just let your boss walk all over you again.

Quit acting like fruit plate, step up to the plate and get on that girl.

by Matt Cooter May 2, 2004

Happy Plate

When you have a plate full of all your favourite foods and it makes you happy.

Me: “Hey Babe, I could really use a happy plate!”
SO: “Nachos, chicken nuggets, sashimi and fries? That will take forever.”
Me: “thanks babe.”

by iCaptainCook December 5, 2018

licks plate

disapproveal of someone or something.

1.Shaq licks plate at shooting free throws.

2. I can't believe that Kobe raped that girl....that licks plate.

by Frank & Jeff April 6, 2004

seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008

chicken plate

Internal hardend parts of Interceptor Body Armor, for instance. May also refer to hardend plates velcroed to flight body armor used by U.S. troops. They are supposed to be able to stop 7.62 rounds.

Make sure that you have your chicken plates in your vest before you go out on patrol. or It was hot as balls in that Chinook, I couldnt wait to land and at least take off my chicken plates and helmet.

by _joe_ May 28, 2007

Man-plate

The floor in front of his favorite place to sit.

As in, "No honey, don't use the man-plate, here's a saucer, hold it under your mouth while you eat that doughnut."

by Frances Goodman September 26, 2009

Plate Up

To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.

BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.

by T.J. Dubz November 3, 2011