Hey Jill, would you like to go to the house and try Planting A Rose together after we eat at Chipotle?
by HeyZeus97 December 02, 2019
by fliss1988 May 26, 2011
The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.
person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020
What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.
by suchabigdildo August 19, 2012
Piggybacking on a popular or trending hashtag to increase the chances of people seeing your tweet about an unrelated or related topic.
For example, if you are hosting a video game event and it's near the time of the popular "Comic Con" convention, you would do some "hashtag planting" in your event tweets and use the already popular #comiccon so that all of the people looking for info on Comic Con would also see your tweets about your event.
by MichelleInOC May 22, 2013
A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
by Allie Burper August 10, 2017
The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021