Ingest Phallus 

The posh way of telling someone to suck dick.

person 1: I banged your mother last night
some random posh guy from the 1950s: ingest phallus you imbecile

Ingest Phallus by Datboii2344 May 9, 2024

Angstrom Phallacy

When someone only attacks the one innocent person/part of a group and ignores the people that actually wronged them.

This is based off of Levi Angstrom, a villain from the series Invincible. In said series, he has been a victim of evil alternate universe versions of the main character, Mark, these evil versions of have terrorized him in multiple dimensions and timelines. In an attempt to get revenge and one bad experiment later...Angstrom decides to atrack the one good version of Mark, and has no plans on stopping until this good Mark is dead, he even went so far to team up with the evil versions of Mark to try to ruin is reputation and kill him.

Why does John only leave hate comments on Peter's stream? Peter is one of the only few Kick streamers that aren't huge pieces of work. This is a real nasty example of the Angstrom Phallacy.

Angstrom Phallacy by Hudson_Legend November 24, 2025

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Masticate a phallus 

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

Masticate a phallus by Samtionary May 10, 2024

Sri Lankan phallus squealching 

The act of when two Sri Lankan men perform upside down anal sex whilst doing handstands in pure darkness, and a woman of Guatemalan descent balances on top of the two men and begins to squealch down on them from above.

The power went off when I was hanging out with my friend and his girl, so they gave me a mean Sri Lankan phallus squealching!

Sri Lankan phallus squealching by Josephine Bottomologist June 11, 2025