Peating

Eating food while peeing (I.e multi-tasking)

Jim was in a rush so he resorted to peating, finishing his sandwich while taking a leak.

by Beetroot9191 January 11, 2022

Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021

Penting

when someone paints and hits a pen

Did you hear? Sally was penting during homeroom.

by ronald_com April 27, 2022

Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.

My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.

by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022

Petting volcano

A cute little volcano totally not menacing and so cute and sweet that people come from around the globe to pet it, take pictures of it, cook hot dogs on it and feed it drones. Such adorable little volcanoes are usually only found in southwestern iceland.

I fancy a trip to iceland to see the fagradalsfjall. It is such a nice petting volcano

by Lava lady August 10, 2022

Pettingell

A name built for hard working and determined workers. Pettingell refers the pioneers in the 1700’s who would absolutely shart on the now extinct Petters (a gorilla like creature)

He’s a Pettingell alright

by Neckminnue December 19, 2022

pexing

when you here your parents have sex that just happend 10 min ago

mike: damn i just experienced pexing
bob: damn rip bozo

by kolten r March 3, 2023